What’s It About?
A Harvard professor and a French cryptographer team up to investigate a centuries-old religious conspiracy behind the truth of the Holy Grail: a revelation that could fundamentally change the Catholic Church and human history.
Short Review: 100 Words or Less (no spoilers)
This movie annoys me greatly, and my annoyance has nothing to do with any religious protests or claims of blasphemy. No, I hate this movie because it is just so… well… stupid. The book by Dan Brown is awesome; I read it lightning fast and then recommended it to every book lover that I knew. The movie, on the other hand, is a pitiful excuse to capitalize on the novel’s success. The script is shallow, ridiculous, amateur and nonsensical. It’s so awful. And, uh, what the fuck is up with Tom Hank’s hair in this movie?
Final Grade: F+
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